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	<title>Comments on: Celebrate Limerick Day (and Edward Lear) With A Limerick &#8212; Updated with 2nd Limerick</title>
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	<description>Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, &#038; Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com)</description>
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		<title>By: Dr. Goose</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133419</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Goose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The limerick started with Lear, 
Who could tell us, if he were still here, 
That the soul of good wit 
Is to carefully fit 
In five lines all one needs to make clear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The limerick started with Lear,<br />
Who could tell us, if he were still here,<br />
That the soul of good wit<br />
Is to carefully fit<br />
In five lines all one needs to make clear.</p>
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		<title>By: Patty Stewart</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133418</link>
		<dc:creator>Patty Stewart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 13:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There once was a poet from Milwaukee
Whose rhymes were decidedly talky
So she moved to Chicago
And found nothing rhymed there, either.

From "Days of Dante" http://www.key-light.org/dante1.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There once was a poet from Milwaukee<br />
Whose rhymes were decidedly talky<br />
So she moved to Chicago<br />
And found nothing rhymed there, either.</p>
<p>From &#8220;Days of Dante&#8221; <a href="http://www.key-light.org/dante1.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.key-light.org/dante1.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Rose A. Valenta</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133405</link>
		<dc:creator>Rose A. Valenta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 23:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The help desk is physically in Mumbai
A place once simply called "Bombay."
The hell does it matter,
Former or latter,
Before its fixed, I'll surly be gray.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The help desk is physically in Mumbai<br />
A place once simply called &#8220;Bombay.&#8221;<br />
The hell does it matter,<br />
Former or latter,<br />
Before its fixed, I&#8217;ll surly be gray.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Fredriksson</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133403</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim Fredriksson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are all clever writers,
funny and creative fighters!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are all clever writers,<br />
funny and creative fighters!</p>
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		<title>By: KBhattacharya</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133394</link>
		<dc:creator>KBhattacharya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 04:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Limerick Day

A limerick is a poetry trick
That smoothly drops a brick
On the reader’s head
With things rather not said
And then whacks the buttocks with a stick!

We have Ogden Nash whose poetry
Was funny, that we can always see
But the cake 
Was his to take
When he said “The puma had no sense of huma”! Gee!
I would like to add, that no limerick
Is complete unless it makes one (sic)
Upbeat that he or she
Would quietly
Become cranky and hit the poet’s belly with a stick! 

Like this…

A sophisticated maid from Delhi
You must have heard this, really
One who would fold herself,
And roll into the kitchen shelf
But the credit goes to her garlic mouth and gassing horribly!

Celebrate Limerick Day- On 12 May 2010</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Limerick Day</p>
<p>A limerick is a poetry trick<br />
That smoothly drops a brick<br />
On the reader’s head<br />
With things rather not said<br />
And then whacks the buttocks with a stick!</p>
<p>We have Ogden Nash whose poetry<br />
Was funny, that we can always see<br />
But the cake<br />
Was his to take<br />
When he said “The puma had no sense of huma”! Gee!<br />
I would like to add, that no limerick<br />
Is complete unless it makes one (sic)<br />
Upbeat that he or she<br />
Would quietly<br />
Become cranky and hit the poet’s belly with a stick! </p>
<p>Like this…</p>
<p>A sophisticated maid from Delhi<br />
You must have heard this, really<br />
One who would fold herself,<br />
And roll into the kitchen shelf<br />
But the credit goes to her garlic mouth and gassing horribly!</p>
<p>Celebrate Limerick Day- On 12 May 2010</p>
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		<title>By: Jesse Levy</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133393</link>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Levy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 03:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
It's almost the birthday of Mr. Lear
I'm caught short-handed
For here I'm stranded
At my closet with nothing to wear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear<br />
It&#8217;s almost the birthday of Mr. Lear<br />
I&#8217;m caught short-handed<br />
For here I&#8217;m stranded<br />
At my closet with nothing to wear.</p>
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		<title>By: KBhattacharya</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133392</link>
		<dc:creator>KBhattacharya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 03:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I fear that Dear old Mr. Ed Lear
Was very certain that limericks tear
The muscles of the stomach
Badly tickled, they are racked
And then made to shake with laughter, it is clear!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fear that Dear old Mr. Ed Lear<br />
Was very certain that limericks tear<br />
The muscles of the stomach<br />
Badly tickled, they are racked<br />
And then made to shake with laughter, it is clear!</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133391</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 02:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks, Joyce.  And Lisa, I sure agree with you about OEDILF.  Great organization!  I should really starting being active there again ... one of these days. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, Joyce.  And Lisa, I sure agree with you about OEDILF.  Great organization!  I should really starting being active there again &#8230; one of these days. :)</p>
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		<title>By: Carroll</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133389</link>
		<dc:creator>Carroll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 01:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There was a young lim’rck named Limmy
He thought it was better than Icky
Which was quite a shame 
For what’s in a name?
He really was awfully picky</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a young lim’rck named Limmy<br />
He thought it was better than Icky<br />
Which was quite a shame<br />
For what’s in a name?<br />
He really was awfully picky</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa Christian</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/10/edward-lear-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-133388</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa Christian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 01:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Edward Lear, although first, I find lame.
His lines one and five? Often the same.
In his day it was fine
Now there's better (some mine!)
O-E-D-I-L-F wins this game.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Edward Lear, although first, I find lame.<br />
His lines one and five? Often the same.<br />
In his day it was fine<br />
Now there&#8217;s better (some mine!)<br />
O-E-D-I-L-F wins this game.</p>
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