Comments on: A Dog Of A Limerick

By: Sally Franz

Sally Franz — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:54:18 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Strolled her gardens just to meditate
But her kids, spouse and sister
Had her panties in a twister
She grabbed Jack Daniels just to medicate

By: madkane

madkane — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:04:59 +0000

Thanks to all of you once again for your delightful limericks! I’ve just posted a new Limerick-Off right here: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/03/opera-verse/ . Hope to see your limericks there too!

By: Swisstoons

Swisstoons — Sat, 01 May 2010 15:35:13 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Had no trouble finding a date.
Old men didn’t suit ‘er.
Young men who were lewder
Did all of her appetites sate

By: Steve Vitoff

Steve Vitoff — Sat, 01 May 2010 04:01:22 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Got frustrated learning to skate
so she took off her rollers
became an ayatollah
and moved kith and kin to Kuwait

By: Steve Vitoff

Steve Vitoff — Sat, 01 May 2010 03:56:40 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Had a cousin who traveled upstate
When the cousin got home
She wax-papered her comb
And kazooed til it just got too late…

By: madkane

madkane — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:34:54 +0000

Thanks so much everyone. It’s great to see so many fun limericks. And more are welcome, of course.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:50:53 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Loved sex with any hot mate.
She’d bed guys by the dozens,
Then do all their cousins.
But no one dared making her wait.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 05:10:11 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Said, “I won’t spend a dime on a date,
But I’d sure like a suitor
A little bit cuter
Than that which you have to inflate.”

By: Carroll

Carroll — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:36:20 +0000

A wealthy old woman names Kate
Got terribly tired of her mate
So she used all that money to fin a new honey
The prenup made ex de-inflate.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 07:21:56 +0000

A wealthy old woman named Kate
Was convinced that it’s never too late.
So she looked for a man
Just as hard as she can
Using all of that money as bait.