Comments on: Miserly Limerick

By: Patrice of the ManyCats

Patrice of the ManyCats — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:17:31 +0000

A miserly fellow named Joe
Dated Rita, with ample cashflow
Switched to freespending Peg:
Cost an arm and a leg!
Rita’s back, with relieved Joe in “toe”

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 23:20:11 +0000

Great! Some wonderful late entries. And Ellen, I particularly enjoyed yours!

By: Ellen Garneau

Ellen Garneau — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 22:37:17 +0000

There’s a miserly fellow named Joe,
To a Tea Party he did go.
And he was amazed,
All their eyes were ablaze,
When they talked about making more dough.

But Obama had planted a seed,
That would end this great time of greed.
With jobs for plain folks,
And the rich they would soak.
These ideas must be stopped with great speed.

The GOP did filibuster,
Told all the lies they could muster.
Got Palan and Beck,
And FOX News, what the heck.
They wouldn’t get slaughtered like Custer.

The November elections were nuts.
The bigot was seen as a putz,
Voters showed them that night,
We’re not all dumb & white,
Kicked those nay-sayers out on their butts.

By: linda moss

linda moss — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 23:35:23 +0000

A miserly fellow named Joe,
picked up all his arrows and bow
His wife made a frown,
So he just shot her down
Now a-hunting no more will Joe go….

By: Real Celeb Fake Speak

Real Celeb Fake Speak — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:17:13 +0000

A miserly fellow named Joe,
Spent day and night counting dough,
Till his dear wife,
The light of his life,
Blew up his money in a casino.

By: Steve Nance

Steve Nance — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:06:24 +0000

That miserly Senator, Joe
Says, Expand Medicare? A no-go!
But for blowing up weddings
In Af-Pak homesteadings,
Use my tab! Who needs pay-as-you-go?

By: Veralynne

Veralynne — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:37:05 +0000

A miserly fellow named Joe
Had a wife and kids, but no dough
They lived in a shoe
Cuz it’s all they could do
‘Til they got their own reality show.

By: madkane

madkane — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:44:39 +0000

Oh, good. More fun limericks! Please keep them coming. And if you’re on Facebook, please post them there too.

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:50:58 +0000

A miserly fellow named Joe,
hid his assets in deep frozen snow.
came springtime’s harsh flood
they sank in the mud…
Joe has dirty money to sow

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:42:57 +0000

A miserly fellow named Joe
tipped a nickel, only for show,
when served a snack,
which waiters give back
and that’s why he’s tight with his dough.