Comments on: Swimming In Verse

By: Steve Nance

Steve Nance — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 05:34:00 +0000

There once was a swimmer named Dean
Most aerodynamic and lean
He found it relaxing
Except for the waxing
Required for his training regime

By: Mad Kane

Mad Kane — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:09:23 +0000

I love when my posts are turned into limerick-offs. :)

By: Framerpicture

Framerpicture — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:15:32 +0000

There once was a swimmer called Dean
Who’s daily swim was routine
It was his full flowing gown
That caused him to drown
And was found by a subamarine

By: Jesse Levy

Jesse Levy — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:00:04 +0000

Might as well add mine.

There once was a swimmer named Dean
Who went to the beach to be seen
He admired the hunks
in their tight swimming trunks
He was “happy” if you know what I mean

By: Mad Kane

Mad Kane — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 03:48:08 +0000

LOL! Gerald and Dr. Goose, you should both post your limericks over at Jesse Levy’s Facebook page.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 03:34:30 +0000

A Canadian swimmer named Dean
Loved competing while eating poutine;
While the gas and the bloating
Improved on his floating,
They sure weren’t promoting hygiene!

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:02:37 +0000

There once was a swimmer named Dean
who just swam to be somewhat clean,
he did not use soap
for lather, the dope,
who was a poor ad for hygiene.