Comments on: Musical Chairs

By: C. Bosco

C. Bosco — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:09:57 +0000

Title: Performing “La Mer, three symphonic sketches”

A symphony cellist named Kate
just ran for the show: she was late!
Yet not once again
would she be such a pain,
as to make her friends’ fish for food wait.

By: Real Celeb Fake Speak

Real Celeb Fake Speak — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:39:35 +0000

A symphony cellist named Kate
Was kinda worried about her weight
She tried slimming pills
And ran up gym bills
And threw up everything on her plate.

By: Nate Levin

Nate Levin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:13:50 +0000

A symphony cellist named Kate
Took a tour that went through every state.
The audience in Boise
Became rather noisy
As they drank beer and downed whiskey straight.

By: Mad Kane

Mad Kane — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:09:29 +0000

LOL! Thanks for the limericks, everyone. I’m looking forward to more.

By: Jesse Levy

Jesse Levy — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:56:43 +0000

Okay okay, stop whining. Here it is:

A symphony cellist named Kate
Was a youngster but man she was great
She wanted a beau
But wouldn’t you know
That our young Kate was still jailbait.

By: Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor

Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:06:50 +0000

FRETTING OR FORGETTING – PULLING STRINGS

By: Steve T

Steve T — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:25:45 +0000

A symphony cellist named Kate
Was 1st chair because she was great.
She met a young man
Who loved her left hand
Now her fingering’s just 2nd rate.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:21:48 +0000

A symphony cellist named Kate
Said: “Sex is not up for debate!
The strings of my cello
Do things that a fellow
Could probably not recreate.”

By: madkane

madkane — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:57:52 +0000

Fun ones! Please keep them coming here and on Facebook.

And welcome first time participant, hubby Mark!

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:41:33 +0000

A symphony cellist named Kate
Craved fame and she just would not wait.
So she sought out a star
Who could take her quite far,
And made certain to make him her mate.