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	<title>Comments on: Not-So-Colorful Limerick (Poetry Prompt)</title>
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	<description>Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, &#038; Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com)</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 13:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132797</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 04:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh good, some fun late entries.  Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh good, some fun late entries.  Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: Larry Wallberg</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132770</link>
		<dc:creator>Larry Wallberg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 05:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman whose hair was quite gray
Attended an off-color play.
She thought it was rude,
When the cast became nude,
But her husband took off his toupee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray<br />
Attended an off-color play.<br />
She thought it was rude,<br />
When the cast became nude,<br />
But her husband took off his toupee.</p>
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		<title>By: GoingLikeSixty</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132769</link>
		<dc:creator>GoingLikeSixty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bob Basler? I thought you died!!! I have not heard from you in ages and now I know why.
BTW: I'm here via Larry Wallberg of My Old Kentucky Home (or something like that)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bob Basler? I thought you died!!! I have not heard from you in ages and now I know why.<br />
BTW: I&#8217;m here via Larry Wallberg of My Old Kentucky Home (or something like that)</p>
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		<title>By: GoingLikeSixty</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132768</link>
		<dc:creator>GoingLikeSixty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh moderating? 
OK, here's another

A woman whose hair was quite gray,
was feeling a bit risque.
I shall change the color,
which will be much duller,
but Blondes Have More Fun is not a cliche.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh moderating?<br />
OK, here&#8217;s another</p>
<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray,<br />
was feeling a bit risque.<br />
I shall change the color,<br />
which will be much duller,<br />
but Blondes Have More Fun is not a cliche.</p>
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		<title>By: GoingLikeSixty</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132767</link>
		<dc:creator>GoingLikeSixty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since I just did a little grooming...

A woman whose hair was quite gray,
Like to hold her legs in a splay
As the preacher passed,
he was quite aghast.
"Dear Lord," he said, "don't let her spray."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since I just did a little grooming&#8230;</p>
<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray,<br />
Like to hold her legs in a splay<br />
As the preacher passed,<br />
he was quite aghast.<br />
&#8220;Dear Lord,&#8221; he said, &#8220;don&#8217;t let her spray.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: M Sue Moore</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132753</link>
		<dc:creator>M Sue Moore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman whose hair was quite gray
Decided to keep it that way
Some said she should change it,
Should style, rearrange it,
But the follicles are still gray today.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray<br />
Decided to keep it that way<br />
Some said she should change it,<br />
Should style, rearrange it,<br />
But the follicles are still gray today.</p>
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		<title>By: Mad Kane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132750</link>
		<dc:creator>Mad Kane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lisa, that first one of yours made me laugh out loud. 

Jon, I can definitely relate to yours.   

Thanks everyone!  Hope you'll participate in my next prompt which will probably be next Wednesday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lisa, that first one of yours made me laugh out loud. </p>
<p>Jon, I can definitely relate to yours.   </p>
<p>Thanks everyone!  Hope you&#8217;ll participate in my next prompt which will probably be next Wednesday.</p>
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		<title>By: Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132749</link>
		<dc:creator>Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 22:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Went a whole crazy different direction with this one:

&lt;a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2010/03/splitting-cares.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;SPLITTING CARES – COMPLETE RETREAT&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Went a whole crazy different direction with this one:</p>
<p><a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2010/03/splitting-cares.html" rel="nofollow">SPLITTING CARES – COMPLETE RETREAT</a></p>
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		<title>By: Lisa Christian</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132747</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa Christian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman whose hair was quite gray
Never lacked in the sack for a lay.
O’er the years she has found
This advice to be sound --
Beauty’s only a light switch away!

or this one

A woman whose hair was quite gray…
Oh, who cares?! The big news is -- she’s GAY!!
And her date to the prom
Is her lab partner’s Mom!
At least that’s what Fox News said today.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray<br />
Never lacked in the sack for a lay.<br />
O’er the years she has found<br />
This advice to be sound &#8211;<br />
Beauty’s only a light switch away!</p>
<p>or this one</p>
<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray…<br />
Oh, who cares?! The big news is &#8212; she’s GAY!!<br />
And her date to the prom<br />
Is her lab partner’s Mom!<br />
At least that’s what Fox News said today.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon Firebaugh</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/03/23/gray-hair-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132746</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon Firebaugh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman whose hair was quite gray
Read her poetry every day
Though metres were sound 
And her rhyming profound
Her themes wandered every which way</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman whose hair was quite gray<br />
Read her poetry every day<br />
Though metres were sound<br />
And her rhyming profound<br />
Her themes wandered every which way</p>
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