Comments on: A Limerick Meal (Poetry Prompt)

By: Mad Kane

Mad Kane — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:59:44 +0000

Thanks so much to all of you for your fun limericks.

By: eyegota6toedcat

eyegota6toedcat — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:55:18 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
decided to sell his old heart.
When we all asked “Why?”
he said “I’d like to die.”
He really was a greedy fart.

By: Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor

Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:32:42 +0000

BART’S HEART – OVER THE MOON

By: Ken Armstrong

Ken Armstrong — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:57:07 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
Wheeled his genitals round in a cart
He said, “My real wealth
may lie beneath my belt
but testes don’t buy apple tart.”

By: Rose A. Valenta

Rose A. Valenta — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:24:10 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
Said he and his money won’t part.
When out on a limb,
his future looked dim,
He married a rich broker quite smart!

By: Allison

Allison — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:21:50 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
Was happy he’d gotten a start.
From his family’s finances
He had so many chances,
He thought he was a breed apart.

By: Felice Prager

Felice Prager — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:16:44 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
With finances, this fellow was smart
When the stock market fizzled
He stole and he chiseled
And invested it all in Walmart.

By: Lisa Christian

Lisa Christian — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:01:38 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
Was in Mensa; he really was smart.
He’d used all of his brains
To make capital gains–
Then some gold-digging tart stole his heart.

By: madkane

madkane — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:41:55 +0000

Thanks Linkmeister and Robert. And Dr. Goose, the musician in me is still ROFLing over yours.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:13:36 +0000

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
Knew the Moonlight Sonata by heart;
As he sat at the Steinway
He said: “It’s a fine way
To cover the noise when I fart!”