Comments on: Catty Limerick

By: Humor Blogger

Humor Blogger — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:15:50 +0000

Brad sounds like my own kitty lol
I’d love to join in but Im hopeless at this!
Fantastic site - is it ok to add a link to it on my humor blog?

By: Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor

Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:27:20 +0000

Great entries.
Here’s mine:

NOT BAD, BRAD – OH NO - RETRO

By: Mad Kane

Mad Kane — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:14:42 +0000

Fun ones debby and Catherine. And Catherine, I’ll have to show yours to hubby Mark.

By: debby

debby — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:18:33 +0000

There once was a kitty named Brad
Who grew up to be quite a cad!
His reputation in the alley
Forced his move to Silicon Valley
Because there, ‘CAD’ is 3D cool…and not bad!

By: Catherine

Catherine — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:05:47 +0000

There once was a tom cat named Brad
Who yearned for the writer called “Mad”
When asked for his wish…… See More
“To taste of her fish”
He grinned… and lapped up her shad!

Her hubby flew into a rage
Big kitty, did rattle his cage
And so, raving mad…
He shouted at Brad,
“That’s my dish, bad cat…DISENGAGE!”

By: madkane

madkane — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:54:16 +0000

These are just delightful. Please keep them coming!

By: Felice Prager

Felice Prager — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:38:27 +0000

Brad as a lad…

There once was a fellow named Brad
Who never made his sweetheart mad.
Impeccably neat - - -
AND he lowered the seat.
Now who says all guys are all bad?

There once was a fellow named Brad
Showed up at the Olympiad
Though he had a bum knee
He did great on one ski
And began the new double helix twist-on-twist over-the-top Macfad.

By: Lisa Christian

Lisa Christian — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:07:22 +0000

There once was a kitty named Brad
Who would only eat food made from shad.
But those herring-like fishes
He thought were delicious,
Made his breath smell exceedingly bad.

By: Lisa Christian

Lisa Christian — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:54:45 +0000

There once was a fellow named Brad,
Who took “jumps to the left”, as a lad.
And with “steps to the right”
He rocked Janet all night.
Thank god, it was only a fad.

By: Catherine

Catherine — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:16:01 +0000

There once was a fellow named Brad
Who had a gay lover named Chad
his dad was a mess
’cause Brad wore a dress
His mom wasn’t mad, she joined GLAD!