Comments on: A Miss-Misunderstanding

By: madkane

madkane — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:41:29 +0000

Thanks so much everyone! I’m posted a new Limerick-Off limerick prompt in the next hour or so. Hope to see you there!

By: Nate Levin

Nate Levin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:48:06 +0000

There once was a woman named Ann
Who ate all her meals from a can.
Thanks to Chef Boy-ar-dee
And their ravioli,
Every evening went by the same plan.

By: Realist

Realist — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 08:25:34 +0000

There once was a woman named Ann
Whose output deserved to be banned
She just worships Mammon
She should package Salmon
In a warehouse outside Ketchikan

By: Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor

Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:01:11 +0000

Here’s mine:

POKER FACE – PLAIN DEALING

By: SteveNance

SteveNance — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:14:49 +0000

There once was a soldier named Ann
who was sent off to fight in the ‘Stans
First Afghani-, then Pak-,
Tadjik-, Uzbek-, Kazakh-,
All in flames, per imperial plans

By: SteveNance

SteveNance — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:14:17 +0000

My entry in this sub-category is a bit late, but…

There once was awoman named Ann
Whose vitriol gained her some fans
On the right-winger “news”
While protected, she spews,… See More
By the same Bill of Rights that she pans.

By: madkane

madkane — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:06:08 +0000

Thanks for all your limericks. I’m enjoying them very much.

And for those of you who wrote limericks about Ann Coulter, you might enjoy visiting my Political Madness Blog. Hope to see you there too.

By: Peyton

Peyton — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:39:15 +0000

There once was a woman named Ann
With a visage more colter than lamb.
Though tooth-pickingly sized,
She wrote huge big fat lies
And told all of the lib’rals, “Pound sand.”

By: hedera

hedera — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:35:19 +0000

There once was a woman named Ann
Whose shirttail got caught in a fan.
It shredded her top,
Someone called a cop,
And they took her away in the van.

By: Libby

Libby — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:05:09 +0000

Okay one more:

There once was a woman named Ann
Spent her summer acheiving a tan
When winter winds wailed
she became very pale
But next summer she did it again.