Comments on: Endearing Limerick (Poetry Prompt)

By: Mad Kane

Mad Kane — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:46:57 +0000

Thanks Linda and Realist!

By: Realist

Realist — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:15:43 +0000

An elderly fellow named James
Who once opened for Cryan Shames *
Put down his guitar
When they closed down the bar
Now it’s many grandchildren he tames.

* Cryan Shames

By: Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor

Linda - Nickers and Ink - Poetry and Humor — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:25:19 +0000

Here’s mine:

GLASSY EYED – Seeing double trouble

By: madkane

madkane — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:48:16 +0000

Thanks Steve. I’m so glad people still enjoy participating in my limerick-offs.

And thanks to all of you for your delightful limericks!

By: SteveNance

SteveNance — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:51:54 +0000

Steve Nance An elderly fellow named James
Sought help with remembering names
But his use of mnemonics
To help with the phonics
Was tough — I mean, what rhymes with “James” ?!

Hey Mad, glad to see the return of the limerick-offs!

By: Damian Cuffel

Damian Cuffel — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:16:08 +0000

An elderly fellow named James
Wore glasses with sturdy black frames,
I looked ‘to his face
When to my disgrace,
He passed gasses of low classes for games .

By: Damian Cuffel

Damian Cuffel — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:01:03 +0000

An elderly fellow named James–
A great guy ‘cause he took allda blames,
I asked if he wanted
What younger guys flaunted,
Said he, “nos, but t’anks allda sames!”

By: Catherine

Catherine — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:41:43 +0000

An elderly fellow named James
wants octogenarian “games”
the sex with his wife…
oh man, was it rife!
“Viagra?… NO MORE!” she exclaims!

By: Rose A. Valenta

Rose A. Valenta — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:21:04 +0000

An elderly fellow named James
Loved to swim nude in the Thames,
So he often would hear,
“He’s naked - Oh, dear!”
His response? “Bring on the dames!”

By: natalie davis

natalie davis — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:02:00 +0000

An elderly fellow named James
Has a store where he sells picture frames.
Good at cheating and scheming,
He leaves customers screaming,
“You’ll die soon and will suffer, in flames!”