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	<title>Comments on: My Advice To Spammers (Limerick)</title>
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	<description>Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, &#038; Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com)</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132301</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks, Bill!</description>
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		<title>By: Bill McIntosh</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132292</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill McIntosh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for submitting to my online marketing blog carnival! I just published your submission. Loved your Limerick!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for submitting to my online marketing blog carnival! I just published your submission. Loved your Limerick!</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132290</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Ron and Catherine.  Mark and I had a great time too and look forward to more once you've moved to Cold Spring.  And Ron, I loved your limerick and hope to see many more from you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Ron and Catherine.  Mark and I had a great time too and look forward to more once you&#8217;ve moved to Cold Spring.  And Ron, I loved your limerick and hope to see many more from you.</p>
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132289</link>
		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Mad Kane,
Catherine and I want to thank you and Mark for a very entertaining weekend indeed.  We just got home and wanted to say hello.

Here's one for you:

Dear spammers, I wish you’d take heed:
Your emails I really don’t need
My penis is fine
Investments: divine
Well…maybe just one naked Swede!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Mad Kane,<br />
Catherine and I want to thank you and Mark for a very entertaining weekend indeed.  We just got home and wanted to say hello.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s one for you:</p>
<p>Dear spammers, I wish you’d take heed:<br />
Your emails I really don’t need<br />
My penis is fine<br />
Investments: divine<br />
Well…maybe just one naked Swede!</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132285</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the kind words Tumblewords.  And thanks to everyone for your limericks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the kind words Tumblewords.  And thanks to everyone for your limericks.</p>
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		<title>By: Rob Hood</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132280</link>
		<dc:creator>Rob Hood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear spammers, I wish you'd take heed
to stop sending messages that prove
to us your greed!
You fill me with malice
because your sends are so callous!
To my spam filter I wish you godspeed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear spammers, I wish you&#8217;d take heed<br />
to stop sending messages that prove<br />
to us your greed!<br />
You fill me with malice<br />
because your sends are so callous!<br />
To my spam filter I wish you godspeed!</p>
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		<title>By: Nickers and Ink</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132270</link>
		<dc:creator>Nickers and Ink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:37:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This one fits two prompts - as my post contains multiple limericks.

;-)

&lt;a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/underpaid-daredevil.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;UNDERPAID DAREDEVIL – FUN WITH LIMERICKS&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one fits two prompts - as my post contains multiple limericks.</p>
<p>;-)</p>
<p><a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/underpaid-daredevil.html" rel="nofollow">UNDERPAID DAREDEVIL – FUN WITH LIMERICKS</a></p>
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		<title>By: Jaliya</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132261</link>
		<dc:creator>Jaliya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear spammers, I wish you'd take heed
Your ranting and raving makes fingertips bleed!
My wee pads are scabby
From deleting the blabby
And blocking your words with due speed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear spammers, I wish you&#8217;d take heed<br />
Your ranting and raving makes fingertips bleed!<br />
My wee pads are scabby<br />
From deleting the blabby<br />
And blocking your words with due speed!</p>
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		<title>By: Damian Cuffel</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132259</link>
		<dc:creator>Damian Cuffel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear spammers, I wish you’d take heed
How few drugs I desperately need.
I’m not embarrassed
My range ain’t the rarest, 
Much better than size is the seed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear spammers, I wish you’d take heed<br />
How few drugs I desperately need.<br />
I’m not embarrassed<br />
My range ain’t the rarest,<br />
Much better than size is the seed!</p>
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		<title>By: Tumblewords</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/25/spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-132258</link>
		<dc:creator>Tumblewords</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fine limerick MadKane - Yours are always a good darned read and worth a giggle or two.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fine limerick MadKane - Yours are always a good darned read and worth a giggle or two.</p>
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