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	<title>Comments on: Empty Nest (Limerick)</title>
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	<description>Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, &#038; Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com)</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132245</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh goodie, more limericks.  Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh goodie, more limericks.  Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: Kathie</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132229</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman was feeling depressed
In spite of being well dressed
So she stripped to her undies
Ate a chocolate sundae
And is now really feeling quite blessed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was feeling depressed<br />
In spite of being well dressed<br />
So she stripped to her undies<br />
Ate a chocolate sundae<br />
And is now really feeling quite blessed</p>
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		<title>By: gautami tripathy</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132227</link>
		<dc:creator>gautami tripathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman was feeling depressed
as her capris were not pressed
she stripped down
only wore her crown
still feelling so very supressed!

I know it sucks!!

&lt;a href="http://firmlyrooted.blogspot.com/2009/06/x-y-z-all-three-axes.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;x-y-z: all three axes&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was feeling depressed<br />
as her capris were not pressed<br />
she stripped down<br />
only wore her crown<br />
still feelling so very supressed!</p>
<p>I know it sucks!!</p>
<p><a href="http://firmlyrooted.blogspot.com/2009/06/x-y-z-all-three-axes.html" rel="nofollow">x-y-z: all three axes</a></p>
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		<title>By: Damian Cuffel</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132226</link>
		<dc:creator>Damian Cuffel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman was feeling depressed.
Her hair took the shape of a nest.
It happened one day
A stork had to lay
A big baby on top for a rest.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was feeling depressed.<br />
Her hair took the shape of a nest.<br />
It happened one day<br />
A stork had to lay<br />
A big baby on top for a rest.</p>
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		<title>By: paulandrewrussell</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132225</link>
		<dc:creator>paulandrewrussell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman was feeling depressed
As her kids were not leaving the nest
And try as she might
They wouldn't take flight
Leaving her gravely distressed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was feeling depressed<br />
As her kids were not leaving the nest<br />
And try as she might<br />
They wouldn&#8217;t take flight<br />
Leaving her gravely distressed</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132221</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These are a delight.  Thanks everyone, and feel free to keep them coming!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are a delight.  Thanks everyone, and feel free to keep them coming!</p>
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		<title>By: Joyce Taron</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132220</link>
		<dc:creator>Joyce Taron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman was feeling depressed:
Her sweet kids were leaving the nest.
In their place comes her mother
Self-centered as no other.
She helps her but Oy! What a pest!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was feeling depressed:<br />
Her sweet kids were leaving the nest.<br />
In their place comes her mother<br />
Self-centered as no other.<br />
She helps her but Oy! What a pest!</p>
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		<title>By: Joyce Taron</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132219</link>
		<dc:creator>Joyce Taron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A woman was feeling depressed,
S.A.D. in the Pacific Northwest.
Spring came just in time
With warm rays of sunshine;
She has put thoughts of moving to rest.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was feeling depressed,<br />
S.A.D. in the Pacific Northwest.<br />
Spring came just in time<br />
With warm rays of sunshine;<br />
She has put thoughts of moving to rest.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug Tarnopol</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132218</link>
		<dc:creator>Doug Tarnopol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Combining this prompt and the last one:

"Diptych"

From the definition of "diptych" in the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary:

"Tablets recording a list of the living and the dead who were prayed for at the Eucharist; the names themselves..."


There once was a man with no hair
Who pined for a visage more fair
From days long ago
That all of us know
The death of which all must forbear.

A woman was feeling depressed
Her beauty, she knew, was suppressed
By oncoming age.
The crux of her rage?
An outcome she could not contest.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Combining this prompt and the last one:</p>
<p>&#8220;Diptych&#8221;</p>
<p>From the definition of &#8220;diptych&#8221; in the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary:</p>
<p>&#8220;Tablets recording a list of the living and the dead who were prayed for at the Eucharist; the names themselves&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>There once was a man with no hair<br />
Who pined for a visage more fair<br />
From days long ago<br />
That all of us know<br />
The death of which all must forbear.</p>
<p>A woman was feeling depressed<br />
Her beauty, she knew, was suppressed<br />
By oncoming age.<br />
The crux of her rage?<br />
An outcome she could not contest.</p>
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		<title>By: Nickers and Ink</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/18/empty-nest-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-132216</link>
		<dc:creator>Nickers and Ink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This entry contains several prompts - including this one:

&lt;a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/mad-glibs-limericks-and-fun.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;MAD GLIBS – LIMERICKS FOR FUN&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This entry contains several prompts - including this one:</p>
<p><a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/mad-glibs-limericks-and-fun.html" rel="nofollow">MAD GLIBS – LIMERICKS FOR FUN</a></p>
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