Comments on: Not An American Idol

By: madkane

madkane — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:05:06 +0000

Thanks, Bev!

By: Bev

Bev — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:58:44 +0000

There once was a lady named June
who lived in a hippy commune
She ate plenty of greens
mixed with tofu and beans
and danced under a shining full moon.

By: madkane

madkane — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:19:23 +0000

Thanks GT and Elwin!

By: gautami tripathy

gautami tripathy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:10:33 +0000

In this month of June
I wanna write a lune
Only three lines
but I see wrong signs
limerick is what I croon!

stuck in time

By: B. Elwin Sherman

B. Elwin Sherman — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:58:07 +0000

Stan asked: May I, April, in June?
Sensing a time most opportune.
But April had starch
She’d have said yes in March
And couldn’t Stan a summer swoon.

By: madkane

madkane — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:32:11 +0000

Thanks for everyone’s fun contributions!

By: Doug Tarnopol

Doug Tarnopol — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:52:21 +0000

(I missed last week’s limerick-off, so I tried a “through story” with last week’s and this week’s feeder lines:)

A hard-working author named Fink
Would sit in his bedroom and think.
The walls of his room
Began to assume
Projections best left to a shrink.

There once was a woman named June
Who sang to a Finkian tune
Of sex long repressed
Pretentiously dressed –
What Henry’d've labeled jejune.

By: Nickers and Ink

Nickers and Ink — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:19:33 +0000

Here’s mine:

JUST JUNE – IMMUNE TO MONSOON

By: Mark Lysgaard

Mark Lysgaard — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:50:57 +0000

There once was a woman named June
Whose husband loved a full moon.
If not for Beaver
There’d be no Cleavers
And mixed meanings this afternoon.

By: blue girl

blue girl — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:50:42 +0000

There once was a woman named June
So wild, a guy called her a loon
He demanded she “Stay back!”
She shrieked, “Whatever you say, Jack!”
Then bent over and shot him the moon