Comments on: Commuter Woes

By: madkane

madkane — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:33:25 +0000

These are all wonderful. Thanks!

By: Steve Nance

Steve Nance — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:33:34 +0000

Nice one, Mad. And Mark, I like your updated version. Got me thinkin’…

There once was a fellow named Wayne –
John the Savior, in Prez Reagan’s brain;
And now “Peacemaker” missiles,
All bristling and fissile,
His tribute to Wayne, dot the plain.

By: Mark Lysgaard

Mark Lysgaard — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:43:53 +0000

There was a fellow named Wayne
Whose ten gallon hat was insane.
Instead of carryin’
His real name Marion,
He sent it back on a mid-western train.

By: Nickers and Ink

Nickers and Ink — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:31:40 +0000

Just had to do two more. Here they are:

A-WAYNE OUT WEST

By: natalie davis

natalie davis — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:10:59 +0000

There once was a fellow named Wayne
Who reveled in doling out pain.
He’d trip little boys and smash all their toys
And pour their fruit punch down the drain.

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There once was a fellow named Wayne
Whose face was extraordinar’ly plain.
He couldn’t get dates for shows or shared plates,
So he wed a blind girl with a brain.

By: Nickers and Ink

Nickers and Ink — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:22:18 +0000

A WAYNE ON OUR RESOURCES – SWEARING-OUT

By: Joyce Taron

Joyce Taron — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:48:20 +0000

That was great, Mad!

Here’s mine:

There once was a fellow named Wayne,
A narcissist filled with disdain.
Though he thought himself best
In north, east, south and west,
Most folks counted his company bane.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:31:21 +0000

There once was a fellow named Wayne
whose everyday speech was profane.
When he tried to speak nice
his head felt like a vice,
So he opted for just the inane.