Valentines Day Humor
A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Attention guys — it’s time to get ready for Valentine’s Day. After all, you don’t want a repeat of last year, do you? I didn’t think so.
For most men, the very mention of Valentine’s Day conjures up memories of a last minute, fruitless shopping expedition followed by a quarrel with their girlfriend or wife. Women, on the other hand, tend to think romantic thoughts: champagne, dining by candlelight, strolling violinists, and an after-dinner brandy in front of a roaring fireplace. This scenario exists only in their fantasies, mind you. After all, they are dating or married to you. … (A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day is continued here.)
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February 5th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
I’m with your romantic vision, except that strolling trumpet players should be substituted. Much more passionate.
February 5th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
That would probably depend on the trumpet player.
February 8th, 2007 at 10:12 am
[...] Madeleine Begun Kane has Valentines Day advice for the gents too. [...]
February 8th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Carnival of Shopping #9…
Apparently we’ve gotten our wires crossed again and missed our regular Carnival posting date—DOH! Someone should really do something about this, like create some device with boxes and numbers and days of the week. Come on people! So without……