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Where’s The Beef?

Where’s The Beef?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A butcher once had quite a beef.

His grievance? A meat-stealing thief,

A man who, when caught,

Claimed the beef had been bought.

‘Twas a story that beggared belief.

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One Response to “Where’s The Beef?”

kissdaknish Says:
April 1st, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Butchers know no shame
They seek the smallest of us with no name
The Knish is the victim you see
of a new horror bringing us to our knees

What seems harmless? Not true
Their fate is making millions blue
Step up and use your power
Let’s let these little souls flower

Stop the butchering now
See below and I show you how!
http://www.savetheknish.org

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