I’ve never been fond of fresh spinach,
Or the cooked kind. That word makes my throat twitch.
How odd and ironic
That Popeye’s green tonic
Can kill. Even health nuts can’t win. Rich!
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Bob Newhart Names Mad Kane Winner of 2008 Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor
Mad Kane is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." As you may have noticed, she enjoys writing song parodies, limericks, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
September 24th, 2006 at 7:54 am
[...] Fresh days whisper in with A Hush. The Morn wrapped in Strains from the Plant Song Man Falling on our deaf ears as All the Fountains Sing and birds write their own music while we engage in mere Birdwatching anxious to know whether Nature or Nurture as our state of existence will be named Conqueror of our hearts and our minds. Such needy people are we. Procrastinating. All the while the Plant Man moves on to his Ode to Spinach, laughing, bashing lyrics against The Wall of our profound doubtfulness, Agnostic Cacophony. When will we hear the birds sing and join the chorus? [...]
September 28th, 2006 at 8:05 am
The Carnival of Satire (#48)…
Welcome to The Carnival of Satire, where we promise that you won’t have to give us anything except a few moments of your time, and perhaps a laugh or two. Certainly not a vital organ.
In China it’s a different story. There you may be e…
October 6th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Healthy Eating, Diet and Fitness Blog Carnival No.8…
Get your Healthy Eating, Dieting & Fitness fix right here! I’m about 1 week late on this (sorry). One of our favorite food review sites and 9ruler, HeatEatReview.com, has gone Pink! Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. And so……