Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan
Planning a vacation can often be a daunting challenge. Especially when one spouse likes to rough it and the other prefers luxuries like toilets, showers, and cable TV. So what’s a couple to do? Well, they can take separate trips. Or they can negotiate and sign on the dotted line.
AGREEMENT, entered into this _________, 20__ by Husband and Wife.
WHEREAS, Husband’s ideal vacation requires hiking boots, compasses, sleeping bags, and knapsacks and doesn’t cost a dime;
WHEREAS, Wife’s ideal vacation requires a five star resort;
WHEREAS, Husband is a spontaneous kind of guy who likes to pick his trips by throwing a coin onto a trail map; … ((Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan is continued here.)
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September 6th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
Wednesday’s…
Newgrounds: He’s Not Yet Dead (Language and Violence Warning… And I would count it as a personal favor if someone could leave a translation for the latin bit at the begining in a comment. Thanks!) Mad Kane’s Humor Blog:……
September 13th, 2006 at 12:11 am
[...] Mad Kane’s Humor Blog gives us Taking a Vacation on the Contract Plan. Unfortunately for me, it struck me as more sensible than funny, but your mileage will almost definately vary. Good thing I married someone who likes the same sorts of vacations. *grin* [...]
September 29th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Travel Carnival 5: Photos Worth 1,000 Words…
Welcome to the 5th travel carnival, where photos speak volumes. A few entries include photos (applause, please) while others do not. Nonetheless, there’s quite a potpourri of perspectives and journeys. Read on… Kelly Curtis presents Wish for You, wi…
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:06 am
[...] Madeleine Begun Kane at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a suggested contract for planning vacations. A great idea for many families I know! [...]
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:06 am
[...] Madeleine Begun Kane at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog has a suggested contract for planning vacations. A great idea for many families I know! [...]
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Excellent idea! I may have to adapt this for some of our future vacations :)
October 3rd, 2006 at 4:59 am
Great post. I’m usually the one who does all the planning. Everyone else is just along for the ride.
Here via Carnival of Family Life.
October 3rd, 2006 at 5:22 am
Thanks very much Jenny and Kailani!
February 4th, 2007 at 7:00 am
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